Another marriage joke
 

One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When
his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"

"I got into a fight with the apartment manager."

"Whatever for?"

"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"

"Hmmm. I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Green on the third floor."

I can't belive I almost skipped this gem! Great joke!

Yes Sir, another fine one!

That's great!