Assorted Wordplays
 

Just wondering if anyone knows of other similar wordplay jokes like this, with substituing letters for humours results :)
If so, feel free to add them :)

What's the difference between a mountain goat and a goldfish?
The goldfish mucks about the fountain, the goat...

What's the difference between the pope and a woman in a bath?
One has got hope in the soul, the other has soap in the...

Difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's baton?
Once is for cunning stunts, the other is for stunning...

What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?
At the circus you'll find a cunning array of stunts, the blondes you'll find a...

What's the difference between a maid and a prostitute?
The maid is fair and buxom, the prostitue...

What's the difference between a short legged dog and a market trader?

The market trader bawls out his wares on the pavement....


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What's the difference between a politician and Wyle E Coyote?

One is a crazed loony trying to blow the entire place up with dynamite, and the other is trying to catch Road Runner....

The difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?
One is a hunt on a course...