If WW2 Were Fought By Online Gamers - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Booray · 07-29-2005, 05:40 PM

Got this from another board I hang out at. Not sure of where it came from originally, but it looks like the type of thing that might come from the Something Awful forums. Kinda long, but pretty damn funny (at least, I thought so).

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Gatorade Frost · 07-29-2005, 07:14 PM

I hate having short responses but that was amazing. Just forwarded it to a lot of my friends. They loved it.

kramus · 07-29-2005, 07:41 PM

that was great. I'd like to know the author

FngKestrel · 07-29-2005, 08:53 PM

That was absolutely brilliant. Right up there with Romeo and Juliet in 1337speak.

Phant84 · 07-30-2005, 10:36 AM

that was great, i want that game......

Coppertop · 07-30-2005, 12:02 PM

Most excellent.

edit - the anal war historian in me would like to point out that the order of events isn't exactly correct, but it is still cool nonetheless.

Pip · 07-30-2005, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Booray

*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*

Shaking with laughter here! This will be forwarded all over the place, thanks for the laugh!

Ilow · 07-30-2005, 02:42 PM

that is funny shit, and i don't even do online gaming!

Booray · 07-30-2005, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ilow

that is funny shit, and i don't even do online gaming!

me either

definitely don't need to be a gamer to laugh your ass off at this one. whoever wrote that is one funny bastard. glad everyone else liked it too

Sleepyjack · 07-30-2005, 11:00 PM

Indeed, absolutely hilarious - thanks a lot for posting it

nightmare · 07-31-2005, 02:04 AM

haha. am i nerdy if i laugh at that?

Gatorade Frost · 08-01-2005, 06:38 PM

I think that's based around the game Civilization... at least that's what I think of when I see it. Especially when he says:

Quote:

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

AVoiceOfReason · 08-02-2005, 10:50 AM

An amazing bit of work. I have to admit, it took me awhile to figure out who "benny-tow" was. If only I'd have said it out loud.

Someone representing the Vichy Goverment would have been a good addition, but even as it is, it's great.

CSflim · 08-02-2005, 11:06 PM

That was hilarious. Can't believe I went through the whole thing, but it was worth it.

alinn · 08-03-2005, 09:39 AM

I think i assure myself somewhere in dorky hell for enjoying that so much.

clavus · 08-04-2005, 10:16 AM

I KNEW paying attention in History class would be useful someday. Funny stuff.

The part about patton and the jeep was sick...funny, but sick.

feelgood · 08-04-2005, 11:49 AM

Wasn't there something similar for LOTR?

Johnny Pyro · 08-04-2005, 11:58 AM

Pretty funny. I saved that one.

Catdaddy33 · 08-05-2005, 03:15 AM

That's funny...

Yes, there was a LoTR one, don't remember where I saw it though..

mystmarimatt · 08-07-2005, 02:58 PM

I just fell on the floor laughing. Seriously.

AVoiceOfReason · 08-07-2005, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catdaddy33

That's funny...

Yes, there was a LoTR one, don't remember where I saw it though..

I tried a Google or Yahoo search, but didn't come up with anything for LORD OF THE RINGS. If someone can locate it and post it here, that'd be most appreciated.

feelgood · 08-08-2005, 01:17 PM

The Fellowship of the Ring

Quote:

F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng
« on: 27.06.2004, 23:48:30 » Reply with quote
[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"

Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"

[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"

[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"

3Nd!!!!11

AVoiceOfReason · 08-08-2005, 01:37 PM

Thanks for putting LORD OF THE RINGS here; I'm more impressed with WWII, but still was glad to see this one.

deri · 08-12-2005, 05:50 PM

I gotta pass this one on to my buddies. Thanks!

snowy · 08-12-2005, 10:13 PM

The LOTR has some plot/factual errors...but it is hilarious nonetheless.

Fourtyrulz · 08-13-2005, 02:59 AM

"wtf is nukes?!?!" will be the catchphrase for the rest of my life.

Hilarious stuff...

Misz · 08-14-2005, 01:54 AM

I hardly even forward stuff but this has made it, completely awesome!

japhyryder · 08-17-2005, 08:20 AM

To damn funny thanks, I will be sharing

LoganSnake · 08-17-2005, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gatorade Frost

I think that's based around the game Civilization... at least that's what I think of when I see it. Especially when he says:

It is based on Age of Empires. Pretty funny stuff. The LotR too, I posted it a while ago...wasn't as popular as this.

astrahl · 08-17-2005, 10:43 AM

There is a part of me that loves that I "got" this (gamer side) and then there is the side that shakes her head with disgust (wants to have a life side).

Way funny.

Coppertop · 08-17-2005, 11:17 AM

The best thing about this is that it isn't for any one particular game, but can be understood and enjoyed by just about anyone who has played an online game.

It does seem to have a certain RTS flavor to it, though.

Lwang9276 · 08-17-2005, 11:41 AM

lol dam this is crazy funny, ncie post. sending to me friends also

bobophil · 08-18-2005, 10:15 AM

oh man, that was too good. I just finished playing CoD too.

macmanmike6100 · 08-30-2005, 05:45 AM

this is absolutely hilarious! brilliant! et cetera!

frogza · 08-30-2005, 06:51 AM

Great stuff! That is classic

prufrock0734 · 09-01-2005, 12:48 AM

professional history student says:
thumbs up!

effin' awesome. thanks for a good laugh

Zeraph · 09-03-2005, 05:13 PM

Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows

ROFL!

former newt · 09-04-2005, 10:16 PM

holy shit that's probably the funniest thing i've read for months.

Booray · 11-12-2006, 09:46 AM

this thing crossed my mind again today so I figured I'd come reread it and, while I was at it, figured I'd bump it

flat5 · 11-12-2006, 07:02 PM

glad you did bump it, Booray.

Only online game I've played is Trivia. Which I'm terrible at but maybe it helped me to enjoy thread :-)

So, in all this time the author is still a secret?

07-29-2005, 05:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Booray Stumbling to the end Location: Atlanta, GA	If WW2 Were Fought By Online Gamers Got this from another board I hang out at. Not sure of where it came from originally, but it looks like the type of thing that might come from the Something Awful forums. Kinda long, but pretty damn funny (at least, I thought so). Hitler[AoE] has joined the game. Eisenhower has joined the game. paTTon has joined the game. Churchill has joined the game. benny-tow has joined the game. T0J0 has joined the game. Roosevelt has joined the game. Stalin has joined the game. deGaulle has joined the game. Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: ** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do ** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck deGaulle has left the game. Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull** u s im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bull* u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh ** help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol benny-tow has been eliminated. benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ** Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun *socker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows Hitler[AoE] has left the game paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay Roosevelt has left the game. Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join tru_m4n has joined the game. tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY ** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy holy*hoylshti!!!111 T0J0 has been eliminated.* The Allied team has won the game! Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck T0J0 has left the game. Eisenhower has left the game. Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol tru_m4n has left the game. benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie Churchill has left the game. benny~tow has left the game. Stalin: i hate u all **s Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep paTTon has been eliminated. paTTon: o ***! paTTon has left the game.* __________________ Persuaded, paraded, inebriated, and down Still aware of everything life carries on without

07-29-2005, 07:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	I hate having short responses but that was amazing. Just forwarded it to a lot of my friends. They loved it. __________________ I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips

07-29-2005, 07:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	that was great. I'd like to know the author __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

07-30-2005, 10:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	that was great, i want that game...... __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

07-30-2005, 12:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Most excellent. edit - the anal war historian in me would like to point out that the order of events isn't exactly correct, but it is still cool nonetheless. Last edited by Coppertop; 07-30-2005 at 12:40 PM..

07-29-2005, 08:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	That was absolutely brilliant. Right up there with Romeo and Juliet in 1337speak.

07-30-2005, 02:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	that is funny shit, and i don't even do online gaming! __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

07-30-2005, 11:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	Indeed, absolutely hilarious - thanks a lot for posting it

07-31-2005, 02:04 AM	#11 (permalink)
nightmare Tilted Location: Sophies bike seat	haha. am i nerdy if i laugh at that? __________________ License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

08-02-2005, 10:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
AVoiceOfReason Psycho Location: Greenwood, Arkansas	An amazing bit of work. I have to admit, it took me awhile to figure out who "benny-tow" was. If only I'd have said it out loud. Someone representing the Vichy Goverment would have been a good addition, but even as it is, it's great. __________________ AVOR A Voice Of Reason, not necessarily the ONLY one. Last edited by AVoiceOfReason; 08-02-2005 at 11:02 AM..

08-02-2005, 11:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	That was hilarious. Can't believe I went through the whole thing, but it was worth it. __________________

08-03-2005, 09:39 AM	#15 (permalink)
alinn Upright Location: Oakton, VA	I think i assure myself somewhere in dorky hell for enjoying that so much. __________________ on the banister of life may all the splinters be pointed in the right direction...

08-04-2005, 10:16 AM	#16 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	I KNEW paying attention in History class would be useful someday. Funny stuff. The part about patton and the jeep was sick...funny, but sick. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

08-04-2005, 11:49 AM	#17 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Wasn't there something similar for LOTR? __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

08-04-2005, 11:58 AM	#18 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Pretty funny. I saved that one. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

08-13-2005, 02:59 AM	#26 (permalink)
Fourtyrulz Psycho Location: io-where?	"wtf is nukes?!?!" will be the catchphrase for the rest of my life. Hilarious stuff... __________________ the·o·ry - a working hypothesis that is considered probable based on experimental evidence or factual or conceptual analysis and is accepted as a basis for experimentation. faith - Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence. - Merriam-Webster's dictionary

08-05-2005, 03:15 AM	#19 (permalink)
Catdaddy33 Psycho Location: TN	That's funny... Yes, there was a LoTR one, don't remember where I saw it though..

08-07-2005, 02:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	I just fell on the floor laughing. Seriously. __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

08-08-2005, 01:37 PM	#23 (permalink)
AVoiceOfReason Psycho Location: Greenwood, Arkansas	Thanks for putting LORD OF THE RINGS here; I'm more impressed with WWII, but still was glad to see this one. __________________ AVOR A Voice Of Reason, not necessarily the ONLY one.

08-12-2005, 05:50 PM	#24 (permalink)
deri Tilted	I gotta pass this one on to my buddies. Thanks!

08-12-2005, 10:13 PM	#25 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	The LOTR has some plot/factual errors...but it is hilarious nonetheless. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

08-14-2005, 01:54 AM	#27 (permalink)
Misz Tilted	I hardly even forward stuff but this has made it, completely awesome!

08-17-2005, 08:20 AM	#28 (permalink)
japhyryder no one special Location: Charlotte, NC	To damn funny thanks, I will be sharing __________________ It's only entertainment, someone's sick idea of a joke.

08-17-2005, 10:43 AM	#30 (permalink)
astrahl Insane Location: You don't want to live here	There is a part of me that loves that I "got" this (gamer side) and then there is the side that shakes her head with disgust (wants to have a life side). Way funny. __________________ Maybe it was over when she chucked me out the Rover at full speed. Maybe Maybe... ~a-Ha

08-17-2005, 11:17 AM	#31 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	The best thing about this is that it isn't for any one particular game, but can be understood and enjoyed by just about anyone who has played an online game. It does seem to have a certain RTS flavor to it, though.

08-17-2005, 11:41 AM	#32 (permalink)
Lwang9276 Crazy	lol dam this is crazy funny, ncie post. sending to me friends also

08-18-2005, 10:15 AM	#33 (permalink)
bobophil Tilted	oh man, that was too good. I just finished playing CoD too. __________________ Check and mate, now king me. -Homer

08-30-2005, 05:45 AM	#34 (permalink)
macmanmike6100 High Honorary Junkie Location: Tri-state.	this is absolutely hilarious! brilliant! et cetera!

08-30-2005, 06:51 AM	#35 (permalink)
frogza Registered User Location: Right Here	Great stuff! That is classic

09-01-2005, 12:48 AM	#36 (permalink)
prufrock0734 Upright Location: the double L	professional history student says: thumbs up! effin' awesome. thanks for a good laugh

09-03-2005, 05:13 PM	#37 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated. benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows ROFL!

09-04-2005, 10:16 PM	#38 (permalink)
former newt Crazy	holy shit that's probably the funniest thing i've read for months.

11-12-2006, 09:46 AM	#39 (permalink)
Booray Stumbling to the end Location: Atlanta, GA	this thing crossed my mind again today so I figured I'd come reread it and, while I was at it, figured I'd bump it __________________ Persuaded, paraded, inebriated, and down Still aware of everything life carries on without

11-12-2006, 07:02 PM	#40 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	glad you did bump it, Booray. Only online game I've played is Trivia. Which I'm terrible at but maybe it helped me to enjoy thread :-) So, in all this time the author is still a secret?