guthmund

This guy storms into the bar slams down a $50 and tells the bartender to keep them coming.

"Wow," the bartender says, "You look pretty pissed off. You want to talk about it?"

"Yeah!" the guy says, "You want to know what pissed me off? I'll tell you." the guy downs the drink and motions for another. "I met this gorgeous lady at the supermarket of all places. Soon, one thing leads to another and I'm in her bedroom, she's got no clothes on and she's talking dirty to me."

"Well," the bartender says, "That doesn't sound so bad. What happened then?"

"Her husband comes home, that's what happened." the guy says.

"She was married? Yeah, that would piss me off a bit too" the bartender nods his head.

"Nope. You know what really pissed me off?" the guy motions for another drink. "To avoid the husband I had to jump out the window and off the balcony. I hung there by my fingertips for hours waiting, so, I could leave safely."

"Boy, then you must be wore out, huh?" the bartender asks.

"Yeah, but you know what really pissed me off?" the guy slaps down another $50. "As I'm hanging there off the balcony, I hear the guy come up. 'Hey' he says, 'good. You're already naked. Just let me take a leak' then the guy comes out onto the balcony, whips it out and whizzes with me hanging right there!"

"Ouch," the bartender says.

"Yeah, ouch. But you know what really pissed me off? When they were done he chucked the condom out the balcony door and it hit me square in the forehead." the guy motions for another drink.

"Oooo," the bartender dries off a glass, "That's disgusting."

"Yeah, disgusting." the guy says, "but I haven't told you what really pissed me off, yet. You see the toilet in the house was apparently broken, but instead of doing the decent thing and stepping out into the woods a bit, this asshole just hangs his ass over the balcony and lets loose."

"Oh my!," the bartender puts down the glass and pours another for the guy. "That would really make me mad."

"Yeah, me too, but you know what really pissed me off?" the guy asks one last time. "After hanging there for 3 hours, covered in piss, shit and with a dirty condom hanging from my forehead, you know what really, really, really pissed me off? I looked down and saw my feet dangling less than a foot from the ground."

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lukethebandgeek

I just let out a chuckle.

Thanks for contributing.

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Destrox

It was drawn out a little to long for me, but i still gave it a smile.

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Sugarmouse

i liked that one!lol


Destrox, nice siggy..is it copyright or can i colour mine bright yellow so i can find myposts easy?!lol

its usually easy as they are alwys followed directly by bobillydylans.....

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Destrox

You can copy mine all you want , heck you can even *color* it the same style. :P

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mazak

lol,good one man!!

Coppertop

Yeah, that really pisses me off too.

brikellxx

good one, unexpected