25 Signs That You've Grown Up
 

25 signs that you've grown up

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

you know how to make a man feel "just great"
:rolleyes:

i liked this, very nice:D

lol

nice one, luckily I'm still young and none of those apply to me :P

Re: 25 Signs That You've Grown Up
 

Uhhhh.... heh.......that one snuck up on me.

thanks for the list.

Rule 25 applies

Re: 25 Signs That You've Grown Up
 

Hehehehehe I guess i am not a grownup b/c most dont apply to me.

busted!

Love it!

Damn, it's official. I'm old.

some good ones in there. although I still do the drinkin at home before I go out one. thanks

very good. Thanks for the laugh.

yeah, ha ha, very funny, sad thing is that most of that is true!!!!

Uh, am I grown up if one applies or if all apply?

*hopes for #2*

Re: 25 Signs That You've Grown Up
 

I have a slight (and true) variation on this one.....

You don't call the police -- but you also don't bother to go to the window and look -- when the teenagers next door are having a hot tub party and the girls are yelling about how funny it is that they are all naked.

Swear to God......thought I had to turn in my Guy membership the next morning. Getting old is no good.