guthmund

I just love jokes about old people..

Three old ladies, all sisters, lived together in a big, old house on the city's edge. All three had lived to be damn near 80 and had lived lives full of adventure, but the ravages of age were catching up to them and all three had horrible memory problems.

The first lady had walked upstairs to take a bath, but as she got half way in, she forgot exactly what she was doing.

"Was I getting in or getting out?" the first lady yelled down the stairs.
"I don't know. I'll come check" the second lady replied.

Halfway up the stairs the second lady forgot what the hell she was doing and yelled down to the third.

"Was I going up the stairs? Or was I going down the stairs?"


The third lady was sitting at the table having tea. When she heard her sisters' predicament she just shook her head ruefully and muttered, "Lord, I hope I never get that forgetful. Knock on wood." The old lady rapped her knuckles three times on the big wooden table. Rising from her seat the third sister yelled..

"I'll be up to help in a minute dear, but first I have to see who's at the door!"

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SirLance

Great jokes! Keep 'em coming!

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feelgood

Damn dude, you're on fire!

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alinn

I absolutely love it!

brikellxx

great set of jokes

nightmare

nice work, that brought a wry smile on

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