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SirLance · 05-30-2003, 04:19 PM

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it might be time for marriage. But before tying the knot, they went out for a heart to heart talk over dinner about whether it would really work out.

They discussed finances, living arrangements, snoring, and so on. Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.

"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say that I would like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then looking over his glasses, he casually asked, "Was that one word or two?"

duckduck · 05-30-2003, 04:26 PM

Hey, dirty ole man!

Good for a chuckle.

Flesh · 05-30-2003, 06:51 PM

haha, good one

morlock · 05-31-2003, 11:12 AM

I prefer it as 2 words.

05-30-2003, 04:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	An elderly couple... An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it might be time for marriage. But before tying the knot, they went out for a heart to heart talk over dinner about whether it would really work out. They discussed finances, living arrangements, snoring, and so on. Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly. "Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say that I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then looking over his glasses, he casually asked, "Was that one word or two?" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-30-2003, 04:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Hey, dirty ole man! Good for a chuckle. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

05-30-2003, 06:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha, good one

05-31-2003, 11:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
morlock Loser	I prefer it as 2 words.