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07-22-2005, 04:50 AM
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Blind man
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"
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08-01-2005, 01:13 AM
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Tilted
Location: Sophies bike seat
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hahaha, nice one, had me in from the start
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