Brewmaniac

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop
of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the
door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug and, deciding that no harm can
come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"

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Delvid

That is funny. Great joke.

nightmare

hahaha, nice one, had me in from the start

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