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07-16-2005, 08:31 AM
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Tilted
Location: Springfield, VA
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Your Mama is So...
Just heard a variation on the old standard and thought I'd share it.
Your Mama is so fat that when she stepped off the curb, I ran out of gas swerving around her. Now that's pretty damn fat.
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07-20-2005, 11:54 AM
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Hey Now!
Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
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Your momma is so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
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07-20-2005, 12:12 PM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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Yo momma's so old, I told her to "act her age" and the bitch died!
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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07-21-2005, 01:59 AM
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Psycho
Location: on my spinning computer chair
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Yo momma's so fat, she made one size fits all into one size fits most.
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07-21-2005, 05:51 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Yo' momma's so fat, when she puts on her BVDs they spell "boulevard".
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