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Old 07-17-2005, 04:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Best news headline E.V.E.R!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/4690651.stm



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China to send pig sperm to space

Scientists hope to study the effect of cosmic rays on the pig sperm
China is planning to study the effects of outer space on sperm by sending the semen from pedigree pigs into orbit.

Some 40 grams of pig sperm will be taken on board the Shenzhou VI spacecraft for its October launch.
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Old 07-17-2005, 11:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Those wacky Chinese!
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Old 07-17-2005, 01:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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So, who's master plan is this, anyway?
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Old 07-17-2005, 01:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I still don't get the purpose for testing how cosmic rays affect pig sperm is important?
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Old 07-17-2005, 02:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I still don't get the purpose for testing how cosmic rays affect pig sperm is important?
I *think* it's to see if humans procreating in space would have any adverse effects.


But the headlines still f00kin' funny.
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Old 07-17-2005, 05:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I think they're trying to one up the Japanese. SPACE BUKAKKE!

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Ok that's just sick. I apologize.
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Old 07-17-2005, 08:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I think they're trying to one up the Japanese. SPACE BUKAKKE!

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Ok that's just sick. I apologize.
heh - funny though
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Old 07-17-2005, 09:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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-PIGS...IN.....SPACE!!!!!!
-They're trying to combine Moo shu pork with the inexplicable success of the Fantastic Four.
-Babe 3: Jiggy in Orbit
-I wonder what Charlotte's web will say about this one.
-Shouldn't Dave Letterman have done a Top Ten on this?
-Astronaut 1:"That's not space tapioca..."
Astronaut 2 "IT'S WHAT?!"
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Old 07-18-2005, 08:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I sent some semen into orbit last night...

Hey, I say if the primary focus of the chinese space program is to put pig sperm in space, then more power to 'em!
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Old 07-18-2005, 03:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Pig sperm has excyldes that are tiny protons found in the triglieronal plasma in the semen, that change into rexadentalfilines when no gravity is present, causing cold fusion. Duh!
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