07-17-2005, 04:50 AM | #1 (permalink) | |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Best news headline E.V.E.R!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/4690651.stm
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07-17-2005, 01:16 PM | #3 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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So, who's master plan is this, anyway?
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07-17-2005, 02:28 PM | #5 (permalink) | |
Psycho
Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant
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But the headlines still f00kin' funny.
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07-17-2005, 08:42 PM | #7 (permalink) | |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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07-17-2005, 09:42 PM | #8 (permalink) |
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
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-PIGS...IN.....SPACE!!!!!!
-They're trying to combine Moo shu pork with the inexplicable success of the Fantastic Four. -Babe 3: Jiggy in Orbit -I wonder what Charlotte's web will say about this one. -Shouldn't Dave Letterman have done a Top Ten on this? -Astronaut 1:"That's not space tapioca..." Astronaut 2 "IT'S WHAT?!" |
07-18-2005, 08:53 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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I sent some semen into orbit last night...
Hey, I say if the primary focus of the chinese space program is to put pig sperm in space, then more power to 'em!
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07-18-2005, 03:24 PM | #10 (permalink) |
Hey Now!
Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
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Pig sperm has excyldes that are tiny protons found in the triglieronal plasma in the semen, that change into rexadentalfilines when no gravity is present, causing cold fusion. Duh!
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