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Your Mama is So...
Just heard a variation on the old standard and thought I'd share it.
Your Mama is so fat that when she stepped off the curb, I ran out of gas swerving around her. Now that's pretty damn fat. |
Your momma is so fat, that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck.
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Your momma is so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
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Yo momma's so old, I told her to "act her age" and the bitch died!
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Yo momma's so fat, she made one size fits all into one size fits most.
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Yo' momma's so fat, when she puts on her BVDs they spell "boulevard".
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Yer mama's pit hair is so long she looks like she's got buckwheat in a headlock!
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