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slant eyes · 05-30-2003, 09:13 AM

a researcher brought three men of american, mexican and chinese descent to an island.

researcher: "i want to test your survival skills on this island"

he turns to the american: "i want you to build shelter"

he turns to the mexican: "i want you to prepare food"

he turns to the chinese: "and i want you to gather supplies"

the researcher informs them that he will return after 3 months to check on their progress.

three months pass and the researcher returns to the island to check on his test subjects. he first approaches the american and finds a very elaborate, 3 story house. the researcher is quite impressed and says to him: "good job!"

the researcher proceeds to look for the mexican and finds him with a great big feast prepared. the researcher is yet again, quite impressed at the progress of his subjects, and says to him: "good job!"

the researcher, still impressed, proceeds to look for the chinese. after hours of searching, the researcher can not find the chinese man. as it is getting late, and is so far impressed with 2/3, he figures he can still go home feeling good. he turns around, ready to leave, when all of a sudden the chinese man jumps out of the bushes and yells.............

"SUPPLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

scroungrat · 05-30-2003, 09:20 AM

umm..... Ohhh... I see.... he has a chinese accent....

blkdmnd · 05-30-2003, 09:22 AM

Funny as hell. I wonder how long this will stay up before a mod gives it the boot?

slant eyes · 05-30-2003, 09:27 AM

i'm sorry. i read all the other jokes pertaining to other ethnic groups and felt it would be ok.

if it's gonna be booted, i'm sorry, won't happen again. but if it's any consolation, i'm chinese. so i figured in some way, it won't be offensive.

morlock · 05-31-2003, 11:17 AM

thats wrong.... funny but wrong.....

microdot · 06-03-2003, 11:00 PM

well, the thing is, oriental people usually say L with an R sound...like, brocolli would be brocorri. Still funny though

viveleroi0 · 06-04-2003, 10:46 AM

I dont think its wrong... How can admitting that chinese people have an accent and can sometimes mistake words...

very funny. Being a wella fargo west coast tech, I speak with lots of west coast bankers who are of oriental descent.

Shades · 06-04-2003, 11:27 AM

That was awesome. Anyone remember when that almost same thing happens in the Emmy-worthy wpic motion film UHF?

riptide4070 · 06-04-2003, 11:30 AM

that was hilarious!!!

TerresqueÜ · 06-04-2003, 05:59 PM

Teh-heh, good enough.

Eviltree · 06-04-2003, 06:28 PM

thats awesome. loved it

xepherys · 10-23-2007, 12:12 PM

oh my, lol!

Plan9 · 10-23-2007, 05:16 PM

That was fortune cookie bad.

waltert · 10-23-2007, 11:02 PM

thanks for the laugh!

05-30-2003, 09:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	survival test a researcher brought three men of american, mexican and chinese descent to an island. researcher: "i want to test your survival skills on this island" he turns to the american: "i want you to build shelter" he turns to the mexican: "i want you to prepare food" he turns to the chinese: "and i want you to gather supplies" the researcher informs them that he will return after 3 months to check on their progress. three months pass and the researcher returns to the island to check on his test subjects. he first approaches the american and finds a very elaborate, 3 story house. the researcher is quite impressed and says to him: "good job!" the researcher proceeds to look for the mexican and finds him with a great big feast prepared. the researcher is yet again, quite impressed at the progress of his subjects, and says to him: "good job!" the researcher, still impressed, proceeds to look for the chinese. after hours of searching, the researcher can not find the chinese man. as it is getting late, and is so far impressed with 2/3, he figures he can still go home feeling good. he turns around, ready to leave, when all of a sudden the chinese man jumps out of the bushes and yells............. "SUPPLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

05-30-2003, 09:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
scroungrat Upright	umm..... Ohhh... I see.... he has a chinese accent.... __________________ Hmm, what to say in a signature?

05-30-2003, 09:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
blkdmnd Addict	Funny as hell. I wonder how long this will stay up before a mod gives it the boot? __________________ I blow my nose at you. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

05-30-2003, 09:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	sorry i'm sorry. i read all the other jokes pertaining to other ethnic groups and felt it would be ok. if it's gonna be booted, i'm sorry, won't happen again. but if it's any consolation, i'm chinese. so i figured in some way, it won't be offensive.

06-04-2003, 10:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	I dont think its wrong... How can admitting that chinese people have an accent and can sometimes mistake words... very funny. Being a wella fargo west coast tech, I speak with lots of west coast bankers who are of oriental descent. __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

05-31-2003, 11:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
morlock Loser	thats wrong.... funny but wrong.....

06-03-2003, 11:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	well, the thing is, oriental people usually say L with an R sound...like, brocolli would be brocorri. Still funny though

06-04-2003, 11:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
Shades Insane	That was awesome. Anyone remember when that almost same thing happens in the Emmy-worthy wpic motion film UHF?

06-04-2003, 11:30 AM	#9 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	that was hilarious!!! __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

06-04-2003, 05:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Teh-heh, good enough. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-04-2003, 06:28 PM	#11 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	thats awesome. loved it

10-23-2007, 12:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	oh my, lol! __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

10-23-2007, 05:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	That was fortune cookie bad. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-23-2007, 11:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
waltert Insane	thanks for the laugh!