Glad-I-Ate-Her

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again -- the strain would be too much.

The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs on the couch to guard against temptation.

This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other on the stairs -- she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.

"Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice quavering. "I was about to commit suicide."

"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just coming upstairs to kill you!"


Glad

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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

feelgood

At least we have death that's actually mutual

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

SirLance

Ah, death by sex. What a great joke!

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Ilow

I like it, sort of dirty and clean at the same time.

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--Sam Harris

Mavric98

That is how I wish to die

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