Mobo123

Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was
particularly despondent over the recent death
of her husband, Walter. She decided that she
would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with
quickly, she took out Walter's old Army pistol and
made the decision to shoot herself in the heart,
since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become
a vegetable and burden someone, she called her
doctor's office to inquire as to just, exactly where the
heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your
heart would be just below your left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.

Darklight Adept

Mildred must have been a blonde in her younger days =D

SirLance

Arrghh! Oldie but a goodie!

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Mavric98

That is great

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Mantus

Oh that one is good