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Old 05-30-2003, 03:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke of the Day - May 30

Betty and Tim were killed in an auto accident on the eve of their wedding. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter met them. They asked if they could still be married in Heaven.

"Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back."

Six months passed and finally Peter returned. "Yes, we can do this for you."

"Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out there's a possibility that we could be divorced?'

To which St. Peter answered "It took me six months to find a priest up here...how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"
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Old 05-30-2003, 04:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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not too shabby, I got a good chuckle, thanks!!!!!
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Old 05-30-2003, 04:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ouch....
I know a few lawyers I could share this with
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Old 05-30-2003, 04:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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yeap.. good one... cracked me up
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Old 05-30-2003, 05:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Funny one! Thanks
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Old 05-30-2003, 07:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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6 months to find a priest in heaven? must be cuz all those poor alterboys
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Old 10-28-2003, 03:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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True, true..

Good one!
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Old 10-28-2003, 03:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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HAH!!!
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Old 10-28-2003, 03:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Thats awesome
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Old 10-28-2003, 03:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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That's so funny, it's hilarious!!! Thanks for the good laugh.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hahaha, too true.
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Old 10-29-2003, 12:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Oh man thats funny!
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