Racer

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings...but this one is real, and
it's important.


If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey
on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around
with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!

IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.


I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.

Gatorade Frost

It's a scam?!?!?!

God dammit!!

I've never felt so violated in my life.

/except for that one time... with the sailors... but I don't like talking about that

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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips