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LoganSnake · 06-20-2005, 07:10 PM

Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby.
"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.
"And why not?" asked Stan.
"Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?"
Stan said nothing.
The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."
Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?"
"Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor."
"Well congratulations, you're holding him."

Ishmal · 06-20-2005, 08:45 PM

seen that coming...

but good post anyway, it wasn't one i'd heard.

genuinegirly · 06-20-2005, 11:11 PM

Oh hilarious! Maybe I'm too naive, but I didn't see that one coming.

feelgood · 06-20-2005, 11:45 PM

Didn't see it coming either

Gatorade Frost · 06-21-2005, 08:46 PM

I almost saw it coming.

I knew something involving the wife was gonna happen, but still, caught me off guard with his response. Good stuff.

SirLance · 06-24-2005, 11:42 AM

Ouch! That was funny!

Gabbyness · 06-26-2005, 08:45 AM

Ouch is right. Hahaha

06-20-2005, 07:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Interesting Situation Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby. "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother. "And why not?" asked Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?" Stan said nothing. The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle." Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?" "Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor." "Well congratulations, you're holding him." __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

06-20-2005, 08:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	seen that coming... but good post anyway, it wasn't one i'd heard. __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

06-20-2005, 11:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Oh hilarious! Maybe I'm too naive, but I didn't see that one coming. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

06-20-2005, 11:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Didn't see it coming either __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

06-21-2005, 08:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	I almost saw it coming. I knew something involving the wife was gonna happen, but still, caught me off guard with his response. Good stuff. __________________ I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips

06-24-2005, 11:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Ouch! That was funny! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-26-2005, 08:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
Gabbyness Chicken scratch. Location: Japan!!!	Ouch is right. Hahaha