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Mobo123 06-19-2005 04:49 PM

Blonde and the Porno Store
 
A blonde girl decides she wants to rent a porn video, so she goes to the video store, spends about a half hour looking for the perfect movie, and finally finds one to her liking. She heads home, lights some candles, gets out her favorite dildo, and puts in the tape. Much to her surprise, all she sees is static and all she hears is a hiss.

Very upset about this, she calls the video store to complain. She explains the situation to the clerk and he says, "I'm very sorry about that ma'am. I'll have a new copy delivered straight to your house. Could you give me the name of the movie???" asks the clerk. "Sure", she says as she looks at the movie box, "It's called Head Cleaner."

Delvid 06-21-2005 07:34 AM

That is a winner.

wdevauld 06-21-2005 07:42 AM

Nice, it's rare to get a new blonde joke

Sticky 06-21-2005 07:46 AM

What I love about this one is that the younger ones on this site (or those hearing the joke a few years from now) may not even understand it.

theguyondacouch 06-21-2005 06:35 PM

Why not? Is head no longer the most used term for head? I've heard it called dome, but aside from that, head was really the most prevalent I thought.

rmarshall 06-21-2005 06:40 PM

I think what Sticky means is that VHS as a media for videos has or will disappear.

theguyondacouch 06-22-2005 08:28 AM

Ah I see. Didn't even think of that.

itch vaccine 06-23-2005 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rmarshall
I think what Sticky means is that VHS as a media for videos has or will disappear.

LoL @ that

:) good stuff the joke.

baboora 06-23-2005 06:59 AM

Lol...didn't see that coming

MikeyChalupa 06-24-2005 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theguyondacouch
Ah I see. Didn't even think of that.

See what he means?

-Mikey

Brewmaniac 06-24-2005 11:28 AM

If I was the guy answering the phone when the blonde said headcleaner I would have said it my fault if you give me your address i'll bring you what you wanted right over! LOL!

SirLance 06-24-2005 11:36 AM

Funny! A good blonde joke!

RusCrimson 07-07-2005 04:44 PM

I didn't see the punchline coming. And funny, too. Very good work.

ender0333 07-11-2005 09:12 AM

wow i wasnt expectinfg that is great

iAmSpartacus 07-13-2005 02:03 PM

I had to think twice about the "head cleaner" video. At first I thought it was something fo the toilet


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