late night drinking
 

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....And she's always sound asleep.

haaaaaaaaaaa hahahahhahahaa..... awesome man

(Making notes for future reference...)

hahahahahahaha ~~~ the right approach!

lol, good one, a little too good.

I love this one :)

haha thats great!

I heard that as a Jeff Foxworthy Joke

still great though

BAHAHAHAHAA

That was good for a little late-night laugh. teehee :lol:

Thats great! I can vouch for that!

This does work great, saved me from a more then just a few butt chewings

Heard the Jeff Foxworthy version too. But a good joke is always worth repeating. Thanks!