THE REASON I FIRED MY SECRETARY
 

Two weeks ago was my 40th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember." The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday." I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change." "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And there I sat... on the couch... naked.

hehehehehehe!

cute. thanks

lol!!

ROFL

Didn't see it coming! Good one!

:p

3some with the wife and the secretary.

lol, didnt see the naked part coming lol.

ouch, that's just damn funny, I like it, thank you!!!!

hehehe, thats great

hhaaaa.. that was a sweet one.. good joke

Funny! Thanks

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!?!?!?

hilarious

Great

Um, illegal?

Funny joke! A classic Kodak moment!

Lunch with secretary: $25
Taking the after noon off: cost company $1000
Being found naked in secretarys house by wife and kids: Priceless

I saw that on a TV Show about Urban Legends.. :P

Hahahah!!! That was awesome.

Ha!!! This one would be sure to win some cash in Maxim!

Ouch!!! That's harsh! But damn funny.

Shit Happens :)

I hope the cake was good.

heh; something seems off about that, though; the wife would be expecting him to go back to his secretary's place with the intent of sex, him being naked or not... seems like a trap.

/ackbar

holy shit, i could swear i saw that on a video or something, it was quite funny

hahaha, nice suprise

hehe, ouch

in the immortal words of Homer Simpson... "Doh!"

ohhh nooo

super funny, I'll tell it to my bosses assistant to use on his birthday - the lech

lol. That would be embarassing.

hahha good one

aieeeeeeeeeee

haha

haha that's awesome :)

haha