The Younger Sister - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Temporary_User · 05-19-2005, 09:43 PM

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me.

That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then
turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes,
he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is.....

Always keep your condoms in your car

indebut · 05-19-2005, 10:12 PM

lol...didn't see that one coming

ChistledStone · 05-20-2005, 01:03 AM

Neither! Good one.

streak_56 · 05-20-2005, 05:13 AM

Oldie but a goodie none the less

cinnles · 05-20-2005, 05:52 AM

tops, thanks

Redlemon · 05-20-2005, 06:03 AM

Tilted Forum Project - A story with a moral.
Tilted Forum Project - The Temptation
Tilted Forum Project - Hot Sister
Tilted Forum Project - The Groom
Tilted Forum Project - The test.
Tilted Forum Project - A story about a mother-in-law

ratbastid · 05-20-2005, 06:43 AM

Obsessive librarian indeed!

Delvid · 05-20-2005, 09:55 AM

Repeat yes but still funny.

Temporary_User · 05-20-2005, 12:20 PM

I thought there was a chance it was a repeat, but it still is funny, and some got a laugh out of it.
If you clicked here and already read it, sorry.

Brewmaniac · 05-20-2005, 12:20 PM

I thought it was about a mother-in-law, still funny as hell! Thanks

SirLance · 05-20-2005, 03:07 PM

And those of us who carry our condoms in our wallets have now made a change...

ranger · 05-24-2005, 07:54 AM

adding to rules to live by...

05-19-2005, 09:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Temporary_User Psycho	The Younger Sister My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" The moral of this story is..... Always keep your condoms in your car

05-20-2005, 01:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
ChistledStone Crazy Location: Australia	Neither! Good one. __________________ A.minor.fall.then.a.major.lift

05-20-2005, 06:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Tilted Forum Project - A story with a moral. Tilted Forum Project - The Temptation Tilted Forum Project - Hot Sister Tilted Forum Project - The Groom Tilted Forum Project - The test. Tilted Forum Project - A story about a mother-in-law __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

05-20-2005, 12:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	I thought it was about a mother-in-law, still funny as hell! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

05-20-2005, 03:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	And those of us who carry our condoms in our wallets have now made a change... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-19-2005, 10:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
indebut Crazy Location: Ohio	lol...didn't see that one coming

05-20-2005, 05:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	Oldie but a goodie none the less

05-20-2005, 05:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
cinnles Addict	tops, thanks

05-20-2005, 06:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Obsessive librarian indeed!

05-20-2005, 09:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Repeat yes but still funny.

05-20-2005, 12:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
Temporary_User Psycho	I thought there was a chance it was a repeat, but it still is funny, and some got a laugh out of it. If you clicked here and already read it, sorry.

05-24-2005, 07:54 AM	#12 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	adding to rules to live by... __________________ there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is the wrong way faster.