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SirLance · 05-19-2005, 12:49 PM

The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into office and said, "You graduated from University of Texas and I need some help."

"Anything I can do, boss," she said with a smile.

"Well," he said, "if I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

"Everything," she purred.

SirLance · 05-19-2005, 12:50 PM

Ooops... almost posted a separate joke as a reply...

cinnles · 05-20-2005, 05:53 AM

not bad, worth a smirk.

Delvid · 05-20-2005, 09:58 AM

That in so true.

05-19-2005, 12:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The Blonde Mathematician The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into office and said, "You graduated from University of Texas and I need some help." "Anything I can do, boss," she said with a smile. "Well," he said, "if I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?" "Everything," she purred. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-19-2005, 12:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The Preacher's Objection Ooops... almost posted a separate joke as a reply... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes. Last edited by SirLance; 05-19-2005 at 12:51 PM.. Reason: Meant to be a separate thread....

05-20-2005, 05:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
cinnles Addict	not bad, worth a smirk.

05-20-2005, 09:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	That in so true.