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05-19-2005, 12:49 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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The Blonde Mathematician
The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into office and said, "You graduated from University of Texas and I need some help." "Anything I can do, boss," she said with a smile. "Well," he said, "if I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?" "Everything," she purred.
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05-19-2005, 12:50 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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The Preacher's Objection
Ooops... almost posted a separate joke as a reply...
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