cameroncrazy822

Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories.
One man says, "I had the worst Freudian Slip the other
day."

The other man responds, "What is a Freudian Slip?"

"You know, it's when you mean to say one thing, but
you say something else that reveals what you are really
thinking about. Like the other day I was at the airport
and this really beautiful lady was helping me. Instead
of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked
her for 'to Pickets to Tittsburgh."

The second replies, "Oh, now I know what you are talking
about. It's like the other day when I was having breakfast
with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the Orange Juice,
and instead I said, "YOU RUINED MY LIFE BITCH!"

la petite moi

Heard that one before. Funny, but in your face.

cinnles

Yeah, it's an old one, but a good one.

I actually saw it on bash.org

Yeah, I'm sad.

Delvid

Never gets old.