LoganSnake

I think it's a stupid joke, but I laughed pretty hard when I read it. Maybe somebody else shares my sense of humor...

There was this man walking on the beach and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant you 3 wishes." The man said, "No Shit!" Then he all of a sudden had to use the bathroom but couldn't because there was a big cork in his ass.

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