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Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady
standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her
that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it
anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the human resource
department and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources Supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells
nice?"The woman replies, "It's Kenny, the midget."

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