Driving across the country
 

Four women were driving across the country.

Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and New York.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"

That made sense to the gal from Nebraska, so she began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida.

"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"

Inspired by watching the entire scene, the gal from Florida opened the car door and pushed the New Yorker out.

Hah, so true...we're a plague, really.

Thats good :)

i've heard similar, except the aussie chucks the kiwi out.

the american, french and mexican guy is a classic too...

haven't heard that take on it before.

Hilarious.

I've heard one similar, got it from a friend from Washington.

A Californian goes to a bar in Oregon. He throws up a bottle of fine (read: expensive) Napa wine, whips out his handgun, and blows the bottle away. When asked why, he says, "we've got plenty where I'm from!" In response, a man from Washington pulls out his handgun and shoots the Californian. When asked by the police why, he says, "We have plenty of them where I'm from, officer."

Good one! Reminds me of the one about the guy who goes into the restaurant in Sonoma county, and sees the most beautiful girl in the world dining alone at a nearby table.

He sends a bottle of wine with his compliments, and a note comes back:

"For me to accept this bottle of wine, you would have to have $1,000,000 in the bank, a Mercedes in the garage, and a 10 inch penis."

His reply:

"For your information, I have $100,000,000 in the bank, a Mercedes, a Ferrari, a Porsch, and a 57 T-Bird in the garage.

But not even for you would I cut off 2 inches.

Please return the bottle."