Blackthorn

Hellmann's Mayonnaise

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars
of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was
to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New
York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise
ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know the great ship did not make it
to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever
lost ...

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly
awaiting its delivery were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was
so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning which they still
observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on
May 5th... and is known of course as .... Sinko de Mayo.

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maleficent

I shudda seen it coming... and I didn't.. and it made me laugh...

that was so punny...

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ranger

at first i seriously thought you spelled it wrong.... shame on me....


funny just the same

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Blackthorn

Where's my cheesecake receipe?

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byesman

Heard this on the John Corby show yesterday, made me laugh. Great joke.

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ranger

on the forum... but it there a while ago. with my apologies.

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SirLance

Arggghhh.... medic....

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