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bobby · 05-04-2005, 06:46 AM

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."

jbw97361 · 05-04-2005, 08:28 AM

haha, damn pigeons...

Charlatan · 05-04-2005, 08:38 AM

Hey!! I though there was a rule against scat!

shadowmaster · 05-04-2005, 12:10 PM

hahahaha haven't heard this one in a looooooong time

Sweetpea · 05-04-2005, 12:29 PM

ohmygosh!!!

i love that!

Sweetpea

SirLance · 05-04-2005, 03:54 PM

Revenge! What fun!

Racer · 05-05-2005, 09:53 AM

Repost (almost)--same story, different title. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=75257

Disco Stu · 05-05-2005, 12:53 PM

lmao, thats fuckin great

jimbob961 · 05-05-2005, 03:45 PM

Great post!

ranger · 05-06-2005, 07:25 AM

that was great!!!! i love the smell of statue droppings in the morning... it smells like victory.

05-04-2005, 06:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	droppings............ For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head." __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

05-04-2005, 08:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
jbw97361 Tilted	haha, damn pigeons... __________________ JBW

05-04-2005, 08:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Hey!! I though there was a rule against scat! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-04-2005, 12:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
shadowmaster Upright Location: anywhere and everywhere	hahahaha haven't heard this one in a looooooong time __________________ I always make sure my job is done before I go

05-04-2005, 12:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	ohmygosh!!! i love that! Sweetpea __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

05-04-2005, 03:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Revenge! What fun! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-05-2005, 09:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	Repost (almost)--same story, different title. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=75257

05-05-2005, 12:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
Disco Stu Psycho Location: Springfield, USA	lmao, thats fuckin great

05-05-2005, 03:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
jimbob961 Upright	Great post!

05-06-2005, 07:25 AM	#10 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	that was great!!!! i love the smell of statue droppings in the morning... it smells like victory. __________________ there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is the wrong way faster.