Hanxter

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that president Clinton had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!" Later when Laura toured the White House with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery that Pres. Clinton had a gold urinal in his private bathroom. That evening when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone"

cinnles

*snicker*

that's tops.

braisler

A little out of date, but it got a smile out of me.

Thanks.

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lindseylatch

why was he keeping his sax in the bathroom?

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Delvid

I miss old Bill.

ranger

that's classic...

:shakes head: George, George, George...

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Ripsaw

Better acoustics in the bathroom.

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SirLance

Great joke! Loved it.

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itch vaccine

Hahaha

Saxophones are made of gold?

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lindseylatch

well, they are gold in color...

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aberkok

I wish someone would piss in Kenny G's golden urinal.

While he was playing it!!!

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ChistledStone

I'd pay that.

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