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SirLance · 04-26-2005, 10:15 AM

A man was sitting on a lonely beach. Tragically, through a childhood accident, he had lost both both of his arms and both of his legs. During the long afternoon, as he remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him. Each felt very sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man looked up and saw the woman was quite pretty. Sensing an opportunity he said, "No." So she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man looked up and saw this woman was even prettier. "No," he said with anticipation, so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said: "Have you ever been screwed?"

The man looked up and saw this one was drop-dead gorgeous. With anticipation welling up, the fellow said "No."

She said: "Well, you will be when the tide comes in."

ranger · 04-26-2005, 02:03 PM

bwahahaha!!!! serves him right... Lord I apologize, for making fun of the arm-less, leg-less man...

(was his name Lucky?)

SirLance · 04-26-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ranger

(was his name Lucky?)

I believe it was "Stumpy."

Lord, please add my apology to rangers....

a-j · 04-26-2005, 03:23 PM

It reminds me of the girl who wanted to be fucked
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=84795

04-26-2005, 10:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	On the beach A man was sitting on a lonely beach. Tragically, through a childhood accident, he had lost both both of his arms and both of his legs. During the long afternoon, as he remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him. Each felt very sorry for the poor man. The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?" The man looked up and saw the woman was quite pretty. Sensing an opportunity he said, "No." So she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man looked up and saw this woman was even prettier. "No," he said with anticipation, so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said: "Have you ever been screwed?" The man looked up and saw this one was drop-dead gorgeous. With anticipation welling up, the fellow said "No." She said: "Well, you will be when the tide comes in." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

04-26-2005, 02:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	bwahahaha!!!! serves him right... Lord I apologize, for making fun of the arm-less, leg-less man... (was his name Lucky?) __________________ there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is the wrong way faster.

04-26-2005, 03:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
a-j Tilted	It reminds me of the girl who wanted to be fucked http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=84795