Brewmaniac

A visiting minister during the offertory prayer: "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point.

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

ranger

gotta love children... the only people who can get away with that.

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there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is the wrong way faster.

Delvid

That is funny.

streak_56

thats why I love children so much, they say something without realizing what they have just said.... my was that a great time just a few months ago...

questone

it was hilarious.