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Old 04-17-2005, 08:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Passion of the Christ 2: Directed by Quintin Tarantino

If you liked Passion of the Christ directed by Mel Gibson, then you will love the sequel..........

Passion of the Christ 2
A Tarantino Film

"All the excitement of the first, but all the sex and drugs of Pulp Fiction." -'Pimps Magazine'-

"Chris Rock played the best Jesus since...........Jesus." -'VD Guide'-

"Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta avenge, conquer, and teach as apostles." -'Playa Hata Review'-

"Wow, what the fu#$, Two Thumbs way up! -'Ebert and Roper'-

Only in select theatres!!!!!

What do you guys think of my movie idea?
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Old 04-17-2005, 08:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Will they all have swords? With Jesus Travolta and Jackson slashing up the Roman army?

I am still laughing my ass off here! Has that" So Terrible It's Funny" style.
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Old 04-17-2005, 08:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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They will all have Hatori Hanzo Swords
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Old 04-18-2005, 04:04 AM   #4 (permalink)
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"Chris Rock played the best Jesus since...........Jesus." -'VD Guide'-
Kevin Smith... not Quentin Tarantino. I know he didn't play Jesus, but he was an apostle. How about Chris Walken?
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Old 04-18-2005, 12:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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MooseMan,

I am willing to trade chris rock for chris walken, but I don't know about Kevin Smith, although he would add a lot of good things to the script.

Thank you for your post MooseMan

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Old 04-18-2005, 12:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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will uma be present?
NO?!
what, a religious movie with no sex appeal? what is the world coming to...
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Old 04-18-2005, 01:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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PS post this in philosophy, send the link to some people who would take offense.
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Old 04-18-2005, 02:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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possible taglines - is that what they're called ?!?] [i.e. star wars III:Revenge of the sith][i'm looking for the formal name of what's in bold]

- The perousia
- Jesus Chainsaw Massacre
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Old 04-18-2005, 09:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'd watch it, but it'd have to have plenty of action and none of that masochistic stuff in the first one.
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Old 04-18-2005, 09:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Passion of the Christ II: Prince of Peace Stikes Back

Passion of the Christ II: Revenge of the Holy Father

Passion of the Christ II: Return of the Jesus

Passion of the Christ II: Christ will come again, with a vengence

I am sorry I left that out, I really can't decide on one, maybe Augi would create a poll. Please give me more ideas, I'm probably going to make a flash out of this.
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I don't think that this could compete with Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter

Oh man.
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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MooseMan,

I am willing to trade chris rock for chris walken, but I don't know about Kevin Smith, although he would add a lot of good things to the script.

Thank you for your post MooseMan

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I don't know anything about the Kevin Smith stuff, but you have to stay with the Kid for Jesus. Anything else would be blasphemy. Walken would make an amazing Joseph, or a wonderfully conflicted Pilate.

Ed Norton for Judas.
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Old 04-19-2005, 11:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
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<i>Tyler Durden</i> for Judas Iscariot.
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Old 04-25-2005, 12:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
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stay tuned for the new family guy episode, they actually talk about potc2, it's mad funny, the newest episode got on the net so you can download it, or just wait and see it on fox. The passion of the cross : crusify this (don't know how to spell crucify) anyway, it's really funny stuff
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:33 AM   #15 (permalink)
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http://passionchristfamilyguy.ytmnd.com/

Make sure you have your sound on.
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