gbrad64466

Jesus is walking around heaven talking to and helping others adjust to their new surroundings...
A little hunched up old man comes walking up..."Can I help you sir?" said Jesus...
The old man replies "I dont know , I've been searching for my long lost son."
Jesus says "I might be able to help. What did he look like?"
Old man says "Cant miss him he's got holes in his hands and feet."
Jesus face lightens up and he says "Father?"
The old man looks up and says "Pinocchio?"

Willravel

Haha. Not bad!

Gatorade Frost

That's fantastic.

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ranger

post that philosophy if you like to rile up our Christian populace... very funny!

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CSflim

Oh my god! It all makes sense now!

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Jackebear

Thanks, I enjoyed it.

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loganmule

that's a hoot, but here in the heartland of fundamentalism, who will I share this with?

SirLance

Oh, that's funny!

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streak_56

I'm having a slow day, but that was definately a great one.

Zeraph

Nice.

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Holdem Dvorak

Holy &^%$*# %$^J,

That one is a keeper!!!!!

shadowmaster

good one, going to use that one today

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Doc_34465

ROFL! Good job Gregg..

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"Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking Badgers!!"

"Now.. The mushrooms? Yeah, I'll have some more!"

Does he have a name? Can I name him Dancey Mcgee? Spinach_Indeed

streak_56

you're name is Greg too? wow and I thought I was the only one... j.k really good joke though

Lead543

I don't think the world can handle anymore Greg's

Doc_34465

Oops... Sorry.. Big mouth.. ROFL

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"Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking Badgers!!"

"Now.. The mushrooms? Yeah, I'll have some more!"

Does he have a name? Can I name him Dancey Mcgee? Spinach_Indeed

xepherys

Hehehe, I like it!

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Baraka_Guru

The ironic thing is that there is no indication that Jesus' (a.k.a. Pinocchio's) nose has grown. Was this joke written by a witty Christian?

Interesting little twist.

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xepherys

Uhm, huh? Why would his nose have grown? I don't see a lie...

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Baraka_Guru

Assuming he was doing his Jesusy things by the time his father found him, you would think his nose would already be long if what he taught were lies.

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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xepherys

It's not really Pinocchio though... it's really Jesus. It's a misunderstanding... because the description could be related to either of them. See?

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Baraka_Guru

But why would Jesus' face light up? Wouldn't he know the man really was his father, him being Jesus?

I know I'm reading into it too much, but the humour I got out of the joke is the irony that--if, in fact, Jesus is also Pinocchio, by some odd twist of fate--Jesus' nose hasn't grown, meaning Jesus' truth is the Truth.

Otherwise, the question remains: Why is the joke be so funny?

Confusing Jesus with Pinocchio would, actually, be a compliment to Jesus, since his nose hasn't grown. I'm sure if the old man really thought it was Pinocchio, he would be proud of the fact that his nose hasn't grown. He looks to this mean, either way, as a man who tells the truth.

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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xepherys

<-- This is me tapping my finger on my nose... way too much. Yes, Jesus would probably know Geppetto from God, but it's a JOKE. Sheesh!

At any rate, you've turned it from a joke into a philosophy. Thanks for ruining my night!


j/k

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