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bobby · 04-15-2005, 06:59 AM

A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother comes to visit. When she arrives, she is shocked to find her daughter standing naked at the front door. "What are you doing!" insists her mother. "Mom, it's my love dress! Don't you like it?" "I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over," replies her mother, as she turns and leaves for the car.

A few weeks later, the mother arrives at her daughter's house once. Again, she is shocked when her naked daughter answers the door to greet her. "Now what are you doing?" "Mom, it's my love dress! It keeps the marriage spicy!" "I'll give you a few more weeks," replies her mother, as she turns and leaves for the car.

Later that night, the mother decides to try it for herself. When her husband arrives home, she greets him at the front door in the nude. "Honey, what are hell are you doing!" remarks the husband. "It's my love dress, dear! What do you think of it?" "Well, to be perfectly honest," replies her husband, "I think you should have ironed it first!"

fro2020 · 04-15-2005, 08:47 AM

nice...just watch for burn marks

SirLance · 04-15-2005, 04:30 PM

Oh yeah... she should have looked in the mirror!

04-15-2005, 06:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	THE LOVE DRESS A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother comes to visit. When she arrives, she is shocked to find her daughter standing naked at the front door. "What are you doing!" insists her mother. "Mom, it's my love dress! Don't you like it?" "I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over," replies her mother, as she turns and leaves for the car. A few weeks later, the mother arrives at her daughter's house once. Again, she is shocked when her naked daughter answers the door to greet her. "Now what are you doing?" "Mom, it's my love dress! It keeps the marriage spicy!" "I'll give you a few more weeks," replies her mother, as she turns and leaves for the car. Later that night, the mother decides to try it for herself. When her husband arrives home, she greets him at the front door in the nude. "Honey, what are hell are you doing!" remarks the husband. "It's my love dress, dear! What do you think of it?" "Well, to be perfectly honest," replies her husband, "I think you should have ironed it first!" __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

04-15-2005, 08:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
fro2020 Still crazy after all these years Location: Norther Cal	nice...just watch for burn marks __________________ I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.

04-15-2005, 04:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Oh yeah... she should have looked in the mirror! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.