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Samalie · 04-12-2005, 07:46 AM

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed.

"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."

"What do you mean?" Jim asked.

"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."

Jim agrees and the two say good bye.

A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.

Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"

"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."

"Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed.

"Dammit Jim, Crisco's shortening!!!!"

luder · 04-12-2005, 11:03 AM

nice joke but i heard it already

bigdaddy19 · 04-12-2005, 11:04 AM

*drumroll* corny, but funny

Redlemon · 04-12-2005, 11:13 AM

I like jokes that start off sexual, but the punchline is not. Thanks for this one; I'll put up another (Rye Bread).

SirLance · 04-12-2005, 03:57 PM

Argghhh! That was terrible! Why am I laughing....!?!

frogza · 04-13-2005, 07:23 AM

So bad a laughed out loud

04-12-2005, 07:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Samalie Tilted Location: Edmonton, Canada	Penis Enlargement A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed. "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims. "I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it." "What do you mean?" Jim asked. "Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it." Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!" "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco." "Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed. "Dammit Jim, Crisco's shortening!!!!"

04-12-2005, 11:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I like jokes that start off sexual, but the punchline is not. Thanks for this one; I'll put up another (Rye Bread). __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry. Last edited by Redlemon; 04-12-2005 at 11:18 AM..

04-12-2005, 03:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Argghhh! That was terrible! Why am I laughing....!?! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

04-12-2005, 11:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
luder Upright Location: Vienna, Austria	nice joke but i heard it already

04-12-2005, 11:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
bigdaddy19 Upright	drumroll corny, but funny

04-13-2005, 07:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
frogza Registered User Location: Right Here	So bad a laughed out loud