05-27-2003, 12:49 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: United Kingdom
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the priest and a young lady
The young lady at the confessional: "Father, put it in my pussy!" "No, child, the vulva is the sacred place whereby you deliver another child of God." "Oh, Father, put it in my mouth then!" "No, child, the mouth is the sacred place whereby you eat the sacred Host".
"So put it under my armpit!" "No, child, the armpit is the sacred place where you carry the Holy Bible". "OK, Father, then take it out of my ass cause it's hurting" |
05-30-2003, 02:22 AM | #15 (permalink) |
Fluxing wildly...
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Younghenry I think you are failing to see the humour in billyjoe's post here
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flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines. |
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