the priest and a young lady
 

The young lady at the confessional: "Father, put it in my pussy!" "No, child, the vulva is the sacred place whereby you deliver another child of God." "Oh, Father, put it in my mouth then!" "No, child, the mouth is the sacred place whereby you eat the sacred Host".

"So put it under my armpit!" "No, child, the armpit is the sacred place where you carry the Holy Bible". "OK, Father, then take it out of my ass cause it's hurting"

:crazy:

...It lacked a set-up...but its worth a reply.

not bad

another shot at church, and i thought it was funny:D:D:D

Well, I can't say i 'get' it. But its funny, just out of principle. :)

i wonder what his response would be.


glad

I'm laughing.

Thanks

What da hell is the priest doing this with??

That is a rediculous misrepresentation of the Church and its values. You should be ashamed for posting it.

Now, if you had said a young BOY, I'd buy it. But a young lady? Never gonna happen.:D

Ouch!!!!, nice one

Probably, NO!!! I'M ABOUT TO REBUKE MY SPIRITS WITHIN THEE!!!

good grief billyjoe its only a joke
Get a life will ya

I did like it!

hehehe. thanks

Younghenry I think you are failing to see the humour in billyjoe's post here :p