7 vocabulary differences between men and women - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Cervantes · 04-04-2005, 01:30 AM

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...Any part under a car's hood.
Male.....The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.....Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male.....Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.....Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

BigBallin · 04-04-2005, 10:15 AM

LOL, i like these

Delvid · 04-04-2005, 10:55 AM

Those are great and true.

Acetylene · 04-04-2005, 11:11 AM

It's only a real problem when the thingie gets stuck on the whatchamacallit and either your fan belt is broken or your bra is caught on his watch.

SirLance · 04-04-2005, 02:38 PM

Good list! Thanks!

braindamage351 · 04-07-2005, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Those are great and true.

Yeah, because all men and all women are the same.

bookie05 · 04-07-2005, 08:35 PM

very very funny

questone · 04-29-2005, 06:40 PM

Oh yeah! Nice one.

ChistledStone · 04-29-2005, 09:21 PM

So true. A little uncanny but true.

Carno · 04-30-2005, 07:58 AM

Hahaha... good stuff.

Seeker · 05-11-2005, 09:21 PM

, yep I really like..

except what happens when a female thinks her farts are funny? I bond with my daughter in this way..

xepherys · 07-05-2008, 07:20 PM

True enough

04-04-2005, 01:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cervantes Psycho Location: Above you	7 vocabulary differences between men and women 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...Any part under a car's hood. Male.....The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.....Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male.....Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female...A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female...A good movie, concert, play or book. Male.....Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female...An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male.....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it. __________________ - "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.." - "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong." - "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

04-04-2005, 11:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
Acetylene Addict Location: under a rock	It's only a real problem when the thingie gets stuck on the whatchamacallit and either your fan belt is broken or your bra is caught on his watch. __________________ There's no justice. There's just us.

04-04-2005, 02:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good list! Thanks! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

04-29-2005, 09:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
ChistledStone Crazy Location: Australia	So true. A little uncanny but true. __________________ A.minor.fall.then.a.major.lift

05-11-2005, 09:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
Seeker Getting Clearer Location: with spirit	, yep I really like.. except what happens when a female thinks her farts are funny? I bond with my daughter in this way.. __________________ *To those who wander but who are not lost...* ~ Knowledge is not something you acquire, it is something you open yourself to.

04-04-2005, 10:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
BigBallin Upright Location: Seattle	LOL, i like these

04-04-2005, 10:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Those are great and true.

04-07-2005, 08:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
bookie05 Upright	very very funny

04-29-2005, 06:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
questone Crazy	Oh yeah! Nice one.

04-30-2005, 07:58 AM	#10 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Hahaha... good stuff.

07-05-2008, 07:20 PM	#12 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	True enough __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage