7 vocabulary differences between men and women
 

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...Any part under a car's hood.
Male.....The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.....Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male.....Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.....Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

LOL, i like these

Those are great and true.

It's only a real problem when the thingie gets stuck on the whatchamacallit and either your fan belt is broken or your bra is caught on his watch.

Good list! Thanks!

Yeah, because all men and all women are the same.

very very funny

Oh yeah! Nice one.

So true. A little uncanny but true.

Hahaha... good stuff.

:lol:, yep I really like..

except what happens when a female thinks her farts are funny? I bond with my daughter in this way.. :confused:

True enough