Joke of the Day - April 20 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 04-20-2003, 06:42 AM

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"

ShadowWraith · 04-20-2003, 08:31 AM

haha, good stuff. would've been even funnier if it was a true story...

loganmule · 04-20-2003, 09:15 PM

ok you got me...I stared...the joke was good also

04-20-2003, 06:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - April 20 A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"

04-20-2003, 08:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
ShadowWraith Crazy	haha, good stuff. would've been even funnier if it was a true story...

04-20-2003, 09:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	ok you got me...I stared...the joke was good also