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Old 04-03-2005, 07:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what
you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that
tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you real
dumb ass.

Someone has stolen the tent."
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Old 04-03-2005, 10:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I first heard that joke with Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. Some study conducted concluded that was the funniest joke ever. Funny, but I don't know about the funniest ever...
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Old 04-03-2005, 11:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah, I remember reading about that in the paper. I've heard a lot better in this forum.
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Old 04-11-2005, 10:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Liquor Dealer
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what
you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, ...
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you real
dumb ass.

Someone has stolen the tent."
Frankly Old Chap I think the joke is funnier with Holmes and Watson, but, then I write mystery. To each his own.
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Old 04-11-2005, 08:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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for some reason i like this version just a little bit better than the other one, but then again i live ina rural area so to each his own
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Old 04-11-2005, 08:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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for some reason i like this version just a little bit better than the other one, but then again i live in a rural area so to each his own lol
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Old 06-01-2005, 02:08 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old but still funny!
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