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gbrad64466 · 04-03-2005, 12:56 AM

Three vampires walk into a bar....
one orders a blood...
another orders a double blood
the third orders hot water...
The bartender says "your a vampire? right?"
third vampire says "yes"
bartender says "your not gonna order a blood like the others?"
the third vampire pulls out a used tampon and says " No. Im making tea."

mazagmot · 04-03-2005, 01:15 AM

eurgh... Heard it before, and it always makes my skin crawl.

bigdaddy19 · 04-03-2005, 10:47 AM

That reminds me of what the lesbian vampire said to the other lesbian vampire: "See you next month!"

04-03-2005, 12:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
gbrad64466 Upright Location: inverness	Three Vampires Three vampires walk into a bar.... one orders a blood... another orders a double blood the third orders hot water... The bartender says "your a vampire? right?" third vampire says "yes" bartender says "your not gonna order a blood like the others?" the third vampire pulls out a used tampon and says " No. Im making tea."

04-03-2005, 01:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
mazagmot Crazy Location: S. Korea	eurgh... Heard it before, and it always makes my skin crawl. __________________ d^_^b Got my headphones on.

04-03-2005, 10:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
bigdaddy19 Upright	That reminds me of what the lesbian vampire said to the other lesbian vampire: "See you next month!"