Three Vampires
 

Three vampires walk into a bar....
one orders a blood...
another orders a double blood
the third orders hot water...
The bartender says "your a vampire? right?"
third vampire says "yes"
bartender says "your not gonna order a blood like the others?"
the third vampire pulls out a used tampon and says " No. Im making tea."

eurgh... Heard it before, and it always makes my skin crawl. :D

That reminds me of what the lesbian vampire said to the other lesbian vampire: "See you next month!"