cchris

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.

He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."

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Destrox

hehe, kinda saw it comming

but still decent

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riptide4070

heard it before, but decent

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pilot123

pretty funny, Ive been in the situation of saying the words the wrong way before, so it could happen.

Glory's Sun

hehe pretty funny

morlock

I would say no, and if she was good fire jack. if she was bad, see if jack was good, if he wasn't fire em both, get new intern that is.

WispOfDespair

I must be in a special mood, I thought it was hilarious. (mutters something bout the damn prescription drugs.)

warrrreagl

Well, THAT made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

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Eviltree

not bad at all, heard varients before though