Rdr4evr

Some lady calls 911 because they didn't get her order correct at Burger King. She wanted law enforcement sent there to "protect" her.

Somebody please shoot her.

mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/911_tape.asf

liquidlight

I can't wait until technology advances to the point that they can measure "stupidity" and we can outlaw that! I'm not saying that I promote violence, but people like this lady just need to be smacked!

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NegativeNine

But what would we laugh at if people werent that stupid?

kinsaj

amazingly stupid... there is no hope for society

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bigdaddy19

I think the dispatcher handled it extremely well. You can hear her start to laugh, but she manages to control herself. Funny stuff.

greeneyes

"Ma'am, we're not going to enforce your western cheeseburger!"

Comedy gold.

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dX927

Someone from my town got arrested because he called 911 when his toilet was overflowing. They repeatedly told him to call a plumber but he kept calling back so they arrested him for wasting 911's time or something to that effect.

CSflim

Oh man, that was gold!

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MageB420666

That
has
got
to
be
the
funniest
thing
I've
ever
heard.

That was great when the 911 operator told her to start acting like an adult.

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Coppertop

Anyone want to bet this woman breeds like mad?

*Nikki*

What a high maintance bitch.

Tophat665

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- Voltaire

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Dilbert1234567

omg she is soo stupid...

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lordkos

Oh my god thats hilarious

MikeyChalupa

Can you just picture this woman on her cell phone in her mini-van calling 911? With her 2.6 kids in their Tae Kwon Do outfits rolling their eyes at her?

-Mikey

questone

True story in Orange County California. The capital of self-absorbed, abnoxious soccer moms.

duckduck

Wow. Fact is stranger than fiction.

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la petite moi

Holy crap. Reminds me of yesterday when my mom called the police on me because I continued to sit in the kitchen when she didn't want me in the kitchen. Hahaha.

gophtc

Since Voltaire's time, we may have managed to decrease the percentage of stupidity in ourselves, but not without bringing the sense of the word to whole new extremes.

The funny thing is the people who call the police about domestic problems, usually don't need help. But the people who would never call, that's where really bad things happen. Actually if a service were to be set up for domestic problems, such as a consulting hotline, people would call once, be upset by the advice they asked for, and never call again.
That's why calling the police works well. When nothing is wrong, reminiscent of a childhood threat, calling the police is a powerful yet empty rebuttal because at worse they will actually come, make things uncomfortable, then kiss the boo-boo; the final step having been supposedly taken. When things are wrong, the police can't actually do anything about it short of seperating or removing a party. They might refer to someone, and again people might try it, not like what they hear, and rather not get help.
The police can't stop crime, they can only catch criminals.

Cynthetiq

that would imply that her kids would have more intelligence than her... which I don't believe for a minute...

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Cuatela

some children are smarter than their parents....or at least have more common sense.

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Charlatan

This is all a plot by Giant Hamburger to be sure...

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Redlemon

Maybe I'm just getting cynical... but could this be viral marketing? Take another listen to it, I think that's product placement, not an actual 911 tape.

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Cynthetiq

snopes deconstructs it...

http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp

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Rdr4evr

^^^Interesting, they say OCSD confirmed the call, but they will leave it as undetermined until they receive more solid background info. Even if this specific one happens to be fake, I’m sure they receive ridiculous non-emergency calls on a daily basis.