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Old 03-25-2005, 08:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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won't go away

A man wakes up one morning with a huge erection that just won't go away. After a couple of days, he is really concerned, so he puts on the baggiest pair of trousers he can find and heads for the drug store. He enters the store and goes to the pharmaceutical section. The lady there asks if she might help him. He asks to see a male pharmacist. The woman tells him that there is no male pharmacist. The man starts to leave. The woman says, "Wait a minute, sir, I am a registered pharmacist, as is my sister, and we own the store. We are very professional and discreet and accustomed to personal problems of all kinds." The guy is desperate. He edges up to the counter, unzips his trousers, and gets out his rather stiff member. He then says, "What can you give me for this?" The woman says, "How long has it been that way?" The man responds, "Almost three days." The woman says, "I will have to consult with my sister, and I'll be right back. She leaves and returns in a few minutes. The man asks, "What did you decide?" She says, "The best we can do right now is $5,000 and a half interest in the drug store."
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Old 03-27-2005, 02:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol....excellent
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Old 03-27-2005, 04:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol, fucking great. gonna have to remember that one
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Old 03-27-2005, 08:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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very good very good didnt see that one coming at all!
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Old 03-28-2005, 08:04 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Good one, thanks.
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Old 03-28-2005, 12:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That is great.
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Old 03-29-2005, 10:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Argghhh! Ya got me!
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Arghhhhahahahahaha good one
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