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Old 03-25-2005, 09:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Nun and the gasoline

With the cost of regular gas at $212.99/gallon yesterday, I thought this joke was timely.

A young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it there was a gas station just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up. The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can he owned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be back shortly. Since the nun was on the way to see a patient she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. After looking through her car for something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men watched her from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said: "I know that it is said that Jesus turned Water into Wine, but if that car starts, I'll become a Catholic for the rest off my life!"
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Old 03-25-2005, 10:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm still laughing. . . though I think the saddest part is that I can see MYSELF holding that bedpan! Thank God that as a teenager I usually had an empty 2 liter bottle somewhere in my car
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Old 03-29-2005, 10:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ok, that's hysterical!
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Lol i can see myself like that too
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