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Hanxter · 04-27-2005, 02:21 AM

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that president Clinton had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!" Later when Laura toured the White House with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery that Pres. Clinton had a gold urinal in his private bathroom. That evening when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone"

cinnles · 04-27-2005, 02:33 AM

*snicker*

that's tops.

braisler · 04-27-2005, 04:47 AM

A little out of date, but it got a smile out of me.

Thanks.

lindseylatch · 04-27-2005, 07:16 AM

why was he keeping his sax in the bathroom?

Delvid · 04-27-2005, 10:58 AM

I miss old Bill.

ranger · 04-27-2005, 07:09 PM

that's classic...

:shakes head: George, George, George...

Ripsaw · 04-29-2005, 05:46 AM

Better acoustics in the bathroom.

SirLance · 04-29-2005, 10:27 AM

Great joke! Loved it.

itch vaccine · 04-29-2005, 11:11 AM

Hahaha

Saxophones are made of gold?

lindseylatch · 04-29-2005, 11:17 AM

well, they are gold in color...

aberkok · 04-29-2005, 07:50 PM

I wish someone would piss in Kenny G's golden urinal.

While he was playing it!!!

ChistledStone · 04-29-2005, 09:20 PM

I'd pay that.

04-27-2005, 02:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	The Golden Urinal Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that president Clinton had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!" Later when Laura toured the White House with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery that Pres. Clinton had a gold urinal in his private bathroom. That evening when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone"

04-27-2005, 04:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
braisler Addict Location: Midway, KY	A little out of date, but it got a smile out of me. Thanks. __________________ --- You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. - Albert Einstein ---

04-27-2005, 07:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
lindseylatch Addict Location: Seattle, WA	why was he keeping his sax in the bathroom? __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire

04-27-2005, 07:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	that's classic... :shakes head: George, George, George... __________________ there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is the wrong way faster.

04-29-2005, 05:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ripsaw Chef in Training	Better acoustics in the bathroom. __________________ "We are supposed to be masters of space, but we cant even line up our shoes?" One life, one chance, one opportunity.

04-27-2005, 02:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
cinnles Addict	snicker that's tops.

04-27-2005, 10:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	I miss old Bill.

04-29-2005, 10:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Great joke! Loved it. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

04-29-2005, 11:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	Hahaha Saxophones are made of gold? __________________ "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

04-29-2005, 11:17 AM	#10 (permalink)
lindseylatch Addict Location: Seattle, WA	well, they are gold in color... __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire

04-29-2005, 07:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
aberkok “Wrong is right.” Location: toronto	I wish someone would piss in Kenny G's golden urinal. While he was playing it!!! __________________ !check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

04-29-2005, 09:20 PM	#12 (permalink)
ChistledStone Crazy Location: Australia	I'd pay that. __________________ A.minor.fall.then.a.major.lift